Of course

Only one person raised only say, "Of course," the parrot, so he decided to sell it. "How much of your parrot?" Buyer asked. "1000 yuan." Sellers answer. "How expensive?" "" My parrot is very clever! "" Parrot, you smart? "Buyer asked." Of course. "

So buyers bought the parrot. When he found that the parrot would say "of course", he was very angry and said:. "Only a fool would spend 1000 to buy such a parrot" "Of course!"

Parrot replied.

Guide dogs

John was about to cross the road, he saw a blind man, being with his guide dog must cross the street. When the green light, the dog without its owner across the street, but on its owner's pants pee.

Unexpectedly, the blind man was reaching into his pocket, took a biscuit to the dog. John was surprised with the blind man said: "If it was my dog, I'll kick it in the ass." Blind man very calm replied: "Yes ah, I was going to kick it, but I must first find its head ah! "